Michael Heath, 26, "just has to go to the toilet", it has emerged. Mr Heath made fellow TV viewers aware by way of a surprise announcement, at 8:26 yesterday evening.
"Frankly, we were all a bit shocked", said one source, present at the revelation. "We were just hanging out, watching the match and having some laughs, when there was a lull in the banter. Then Mike, kinda sheepishly, just came out with it. It made us all feel a bit awkward."
Robert James, who hosted the evening, told us "I just assumed whenever anyone left the room it was to adjust the thermostat, or maybe reset the router. But after this I'm not sure I'm going to have people round any more."
Upon reaching Mr Heath, he told us, "If you're going to wander round someone's house unescorted it seems only proper to let them know where you're going. That said, I understand nobody really needs to hear it. Hmm."
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