Fledgling gym-goer, Jennifer Flanders, said "Rachel
seems like a nice person, you know, beneath all the yelling and hauteur.
However there seems to be a problem with her memory. Often's the time she tells
me "Just one more rep!", yet having completed said rep, she'll follow
it with something like "That's it. Keep going!", almost like she can't
remember her first sentence at all."
High Intensity Interval Trainer, Katy Adderall, explained, "You
may argue it's semantic, but I have never in all my six years on the job lied. When
I say "just one more!" that's what I mean. And then one more, and
then one more, and so on... Frankly I don't see where the confusion is."
Gym-veteran, James Miles, 32, told us the revelation wouldn't have any
impact on his workout routine. "As an ardent masochist on a budget you can't
find better value than a circuits & abs class. Of course you have to find
the right instructor; one who'll really put you through your paces, but when
you do it's like an hour of S&M virtually for free; plus my arms get
bigger."
The effectiveness of the technique has caused moral philosophers
to revise previously held opinions on the value of truth. Professor Dean, Head
of Ethics, Moxbridge University, said "John
Mill once wrote that the truth of something is an integral part of its utility.
Well, my resting BPM is 42, and I'm dating someone less than half my age.
Hedonically calculate that."
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